Why Scotch Only?

Hi,

    Today was quite hectic at my end. During lunch hour, at the office, I had one question posed by Mr. Kiran, that kept me searching for satisfactory answers all day long. Here is it “Why does Abhishek Boinapalli drink Scotch only  and why Black Dog only?”. I know, the answer, it was my choice of-course. But why? Well here is my reasoning:

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Beer:

Beer

    Beer is for kids. No joking, that is true. I searched once / twice for a sweet tasting beer after reading the quote “Beer is proof that god want us happy” but now I am sure, Beer is for kids alone. Not for the real men.

Vodka:

    Vodka is for the women and for those who don’t yet know what to drink. It goes well with everything and can make quite a number of cocktails, but doesn’t have the richness, punch and taste of Scotch.

Rum:

    Rum is for the men of sea, the pirates, the rough men who work all day long. It is also a good drink for the horses but not for gentlemen. So, I would consider a little rum after joining the Indian Army.

Mead:

Mead is made from the blood of Kvasir and honey by the Dwarves.

Scotch

 When I was a kid, I really wanted to drink some mead just like the dwarves of Eragon, Hobbit and elsewhere.

Scotch:

Black Dog

    The absolute drink, which every gentleman must enjoy. The only drink fit for gentlemen, who intend to relax and unwind after a hectic day at office. Black Dog is my choice among all brands for there is none, that would match it in its glory, heritage and richness.

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    Are you like me too? Do you drink only one spirit? Do you enjoy every drink out there? Do let me know what you got to say about it. Should you have a nice story, where sipping scotch (or any sip) made your day, consider sharing it with us.

Abhishek Boinapalli